Fums

a bi-polyamorous individual who is in between sexualities for the most part.

"idk im just feeling a little fums today"

by Chazz4 June 11, 2024

Fum booli

When someone is fucked up on day 3 of the fest but still somehow makes it to main stage for the headliner

Hey did you just see Rene he just fum boolied his way to Purple Disco Machine

by Hayyyyyyyy September 7, 2020

Fumming

To open audacity and record yourself vommiting in an unusual pattern and then adding it into a song

"I'm fumming so hard right now"

by Fury the furious December 18, 2022

fum

The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.

"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Fum

The part of your body between your fanny and your bum.

I ran my tongue along her fum.

by #fumisathing May 23, 2022

Fum

Fum, Fum. Fum? Fum! Fum’ “Fum” @Fum

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by Everything is taken bruh June 23, 2023

FUMS

Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome

Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.

Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.

John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”

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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”

by SpencerNewton September 24, 2021