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FUM

FUM is an acronym for Fucked Up Mess
There was a big accident on the interstate, it was a FUM.
by anonymous November 2, 2020
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FUMS

Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome

Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.

Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”

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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
by SpencerNewton September 24, 2021
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Fum

The part of your body between your fanny and your bum.
I ran my tongue along her fum.
by #fumisathing May 23, 2022
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fum

The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.
"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
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Fum

Fum, Fum. Fum? Fum! Fum’ “Fum” @Fum
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by Everything is taken bruh June 23, 2023
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fi fy fo fum

Fi fy fo fum I love to swallow cum
by Imthehamman August 5, 2023
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Fumming

To open audacity and record yourself vommiting in an unusual pattern and then adding it into a song
"I'm fumming so hard right now"
by Fury the furious December 18, 2022
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