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FUMS

Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome

Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.

Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”

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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
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Fum

Fum is cum but more fun
"Oh.. oh my, I'M FUM'ING!!"
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Fum

As in when you take off your shoes from a long day and your feet cum super hard and get all fumy.
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Fum

Fart and Cum
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Fumming

To open audacity and record yourself vommiting in an unusual pattern and then adding it into a song
"I'm fumming so hard right now"
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fi fy fo fum

Fi fy fo fum I love to swallow cum
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FUM

Fuck U Money

(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.
"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."

"cryptocurrency is FUM"
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