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Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome

Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.

Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”

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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
by SpencerNewton September 25, 2021
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FUMS (v.) - to Fuck Up Mad Shit, as in partake in epic adventures, heroic treks, and the like. Usually takes place at the deli, the library, the bowling alley, or the woods. May involve a lifetime movie or two along with an impromptu drinking game. May also involve "starting shit."
"What do you wanna do tonight?"
"FUMS, duh"
by MASTER FUMSER April 07, 2010
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As in when you take off your shoes from a long day and your feet cum super hard and get all fumy.
by Moistquiver69 April 25, 2023
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The part of your body between your fanny and your bum.
I ran my tongue along her fum.
by #fumisathing May 23, 2022
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Fuck U Money

(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.
"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."

"cryptocurrency is FUM"
by FUMoney December 02, 2021
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When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Damn. Did you just fum the couch?

Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
by ms.knew May 17, 2021
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