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functionality 

Function. A non-word that is used by everyone who has ever done any thing with software.
This functionality will help you overcome the opportunity presented by your synergistic paradigm.
functionality by teej October 16, 2003

Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.
Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!
Fucktionary by The Zunk December 17, 2010

Functional Junkie 

An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.
A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.
Functional Junkie by TJM91 June 18, 2009

functional junkie 

A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school
MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie

MAN2:What's that?

MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.

fucktion 

A function that's totally fucking your maths.
(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!
fucktion by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010

science fucktion 

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.
My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.
science fucktion by Maxhole June 22, 2009