1) Said in front of teacher:
You: *hit head on desk*FUCKLE!
Teacher: What did you just say?!
You: Freckle. I found a new freckle on my leg!
2) April: Hey,
Brennan what do I do it's too short to do anything?
Brennan: I guess we'll just need to fuckle
like every girl has had to do with me....wait I've never had any one, oh well.