Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

by Vaksej November 8, 2021

Fuck it, we ball

When you discard the obvious common sense to do something completely irrational yet somewhat unfathomably based/bold

Person 1: bro help me take this boss down

Person 2: wtf bro we just got sm shit on us, we can't risk it
Person 1: stfu bro it's him or us he called us swifties
Person: fuck it, we ball

by Lulozze May 12, 2024

Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.

I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.

by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023

fuck it we ball

sounds like masturbating, but you would be surprised

Someone: fuck it we ball
Someone as well: *you* ball

by nzeu October 29, 2023

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

Ball-fuck

Tearing open someone's balls and stuffing your cock inside and directing it through the other's cock so you can wear it like a hoodie for your woodie

bro 1: down to ball-fuck?

bro 2: yeah, but your sack is the open one

by potatoewithnoeye July 16, 2025

Fuck it we ball

Used to excuse or dismiss any possible suspicious or peculiar activity/ behavior/ things being done but only if said things are done after someone exclaims “ fuck it we ball “

*throwing stones in a glass house *

Sparks : “ fuck it we ball “
*all the glass doors n windows shatter leaving a reminder n reminiscence of all the stones that where being thrown *

Clarke : oooh man you got me there with that one can’t even be mad bro .

by Sparkssparkysparkss May 21, 2025