Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

by Anon April 9, 2005

Status Fishing

Also called Status Baiting. When the status message a person puts up on Facebook, GChat, AIM, etc., is specifically written in order to get someone to respond to it, whether it be a group of people or a specific person.

Instead of bragging, she decided to go status fishing and intentionally wrote "Best News EVER!!!" as a status so someone would ask her what happened.

by DLE101 February 21, 2010

Pleasure Fishing

Going to to sea, fishing out a large fish. Using tweezers and roughly, for blood, tear the anus apart. Thrusting into the anus with an object or a fleshy blood filled sponge like object until it explodes all over you and you orgasm. Is best if fish is still alive. Then first person spotted eats fish.

Logan went fishing and caught a Gabe and shared the pleasure fish with Ian. They came back to their house with Joey asking why they smelt so bad. They said they went hardcore Pleasure Fishing.

by ScouseCraft July 1, 2012

truly gone fishing

A phrase which means to have become insane.

Yeah, he's truly gone fishing ever since he got dumped.

by Fret Tremor October 12, 2010

nerd fishing

the act of finding out who the nerd is in a group by throwing out incomplete or incorrect information in order for the nerd to ''bite' by adding more info(more than general knowledge) or correcting the original statement or phrase

me: Hey i went to the museum and saw the fat venus.

nerd: do you mean the Venus of Willendorf? when were you in Vienna? did you know that It is carved from an oolitic limestone etc, etc...

me: haha just kidding i was nerd fishing but i didn't know you were gonna jump on the boat like that

by nopantsboy June 12, 2009

Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003

fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.

Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.

by Emwood July 2, 2018