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going forward

Going forward is purported to mean, "In the future" or "somewhere down the road" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate "I don't know". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.
Our company expects to make a profit going forward.
We don't expect any layoffs going forward.
by imperialiststooge August 8, 2003
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tits forward

Enthusiastic of, supportive of, excited about, or infatuated with a person, place or thing, especially in excess. Derived from the common wisdom that women enjoy having their breasts fondled.
1.
A: "Did you have any luck with Becky?"
B. "Nah, I tried hooking up with her, but she's all tits forward about Jeff nowadays."

2.
A: "Hey, have you heard? Justin started a petition to end gay bashing in the army."
B: "I know, he's so tits forward about gay rights."
by bluescythe December 22, 2007
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Great Leap Forward

Something Mao Zedong tried to do but failed horribly, so now no Chinese person wants to talk about it because it ruins their background (or maybe it's just cause Chinese people don't know what you mean)
American Citizen: Hey, remember when Mao Zedong tried to do the "Great Leap Forward" but failed horribly?

Chinese Guy: 我不知道您再说什么 (Translation: I don't know what you're talking about)
by Jasmine Simsion May 8, 2018
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forwardable

When some one sends you something really cool in your e-mail. Forward worthy is forwardable
This Power Point presentation is sooo forwardable
by bluewillow65 January 7, 2007
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Forearm Jerk

A huge version of the middle finger used in Southern Europe countries like France, Italy, Spain, and Portugal, Eastern Europe countries like Georgia, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Western Europe countries like Great Britain, Germany, and Holland, and Latin American countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Brazil. It means "Fuck off" in those countries and usually results in fights or worse.
"This guy gave me a kick in the ass because I accidentally gave his wife the Forearm Jerk."
by MidnightGolica2017 March 27, 2017
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Forzarna

Forzarna, someone from Twitter (@Forzarna) is another term for force in Spanish. And they are yes.
"That's Forzarna, they're popular on Twitter we should get photo!"
by Forzarna October 30, 2020
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Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.
"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"
by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014
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