Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.

I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.

by N1T3AL November 29, 2020

Footered

Fingering but with feet

I fingered my girlfriend last night then footered her today

by Kyule September 26, 2020

three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016

Footer

Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers

The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.

by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025

18-footer

18-footer is when something is very long.

person 1: "Did you see his dick"
person 2: "ya it was like an 18-footer!"

by jyrehyt April 22, 2020

Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.

I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

9 footer

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020