Ho Foods 

How black people say Whole Foods, an upscale organic grocery store.

or a place where whores buy groceries.

Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?

Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?

Ho Foods by Poonstankqua June 26, 2009

Foobert 

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

Foobert by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

Whole Foods 

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke

Whole Foods by Carlos Mack December 30, 2007

Whore Foods 

Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.

We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.

Whore Foods by Charles Dunbar May 3, 2010

whole foods 

An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.

Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.

whole foods by people call me machine gun September 21, 2017

april fools 

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

april fools by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Fools nap 

Taking a long nap during the day, Making it difficult to fall asleep later that night.

- "I can't fall asleep, I have been tossing and turning for an hour"
-"Did you take a fools nap today?"
- "Yes"
-"That might explain it"

Fools nap by Mister Rodgers May 4, 2019