when you are soo fuckin stoned you dont feel like talking alot so u combine words fuckin stoned = Foned
" Holy shit dude im soo foned" ( then normaly followed by extreme laughing or smoking another bowel)
by Masson December 3, 2004
Get the Foned mug.A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008
Get the fonest mug.Related Words
The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.
A food boner.
A food boner.
Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
by Abort December 15, 2008
Get the foner mug.short for "headphones"
by BreadbasketGangsta March 3, 2011
Get the Fones mug.by fatassfag February 23, 2005
Get the foner mug.by sickboy Molefi November 27, 2013
Get the foney mug.Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.
Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
by Bibbety Blue November 5, 2011
Get the Foner mug.