fast foward the day

when you go to sleep to kill time or when your bored

i cant wait until x-mas tommorw so im going to fast foward the day

by $m00th December 30, 2009

fobass

An insult, which may be used as an adjective or noun, derived from the words fob and ass, and referring to someone who is particularly annoying at a given time; especially applied to individuals who are not fobs.

What's your problem, fobass?
OMG, did you see that? What a fobass!

by Fabulistic March 7, 2005

FUBAR

Mititary + now general usage for fucking up big time!
Fucked up beyond all recognition! - F.U.B.A.R (FUBAR)

Thought of this cos done a couple in the last 24hrs :-( I'm on 5.41, but a classic example of defining the word starts around 6.20. The pilot describes one major fuck-up........FUBAR!!
Was the first time i'd heard it, but understand it comes from the German word 'Furchtbar'

by Mag7g July 29, 2011

fopar

Pseudo-phonetic spelling for French "faux pas".

Billy did a fashion fopar when he showed up to his girlfriend's birthday party in spandex tights.

by babalu August 4, 2007

fubarmensch

A person whose combination of Herculean idiocy & irredeemable decision-making exceeds all others to a superhuman degree. The alpha dog of abject self-saboteurs, beyond the scope of any possible human or heavenly intervention.

Guy #1: Did you hear JD is back in jail?
Guy #2: Again? What did he do this time?
Guy #1: Fourth DUI. Oh, and they found a half kilo of Charlie under his seat.
Guy #2: That dude is the fubarmensch, man.

by At Risk Teen March 19, 2009

FUBAR

(1) Fucked up beyond all recognition
(2) Canadian indie film about two headbangers

It's my last night in town, so let's get FUBAR tonight

by nicoleishot September 3, 2010

fojar

the number situated between fleen and ten in the marshian number system.

a popular nursery rhyme
'bah bah black sleep have you any wool?, yes sir yes sir fojar bags full'
edwah looks towards unsuspecting, slightly chunky english teacher*
'hmmm fleen?, fojar?'

by fleen? January 20, 2008