Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

Flub

To flub means to be extremely lazy, often not getting off of a bed or sofa even when you need to get up.
Flubbing is often caused by excessive anxiety, exhaustion or depression.

"I'm so tired that I'm going to flub when I get home."

by Mr back pain May 28, 2024

FLUB

A fat, lazy, useless bastard.

That boy in my science class is such a FLUB!

by Keepyourhandsoff September 25, 2019

Flub

After someone scores a goal in the game rocket league if you get on the after play camera you have flubbed it

No way I just flubbed it

by FlashFear March 24, 2022

Flub tub

I am in great pain please help or that was hilarious

Ha ha that was flub tub.

I am in great flub tub please help.

by Sunny side up yummmmm June 21, 2021

Flubbed

To be ‘Flubbed’ is to be fucked so hard during anal, it feels like you’re bleeding all over.

The ‘e’ is silent pronounce it like ‘flub-d’ (Lower case d pronunciation)

Person 1: Bro, I got flubbed last night
Person 2: Lucky…

by RubenLousy May 18, 2023

Flubbing

Fat or Obese people crumping hardcore.

Oh look at Sally over there flubbing. So sexy.

by PongPing April 5, 2011