Alabama flossing

When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.

Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."

by Terio Marin May 14, 2016

Cock Flossing

The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.

Also can be used as "flossing your cock."

Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.

Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.

by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018

Pubic Floss

When someone has no other option or is forced to floss his or her teeth with their pubes. You must get in between at least 4 different teeth for it to be considered a pubic floss. It is also acceptable to floss with someone elses pubes. If the person has pubic lice and it gets on their teeth it is called Tooth fariculous fibrosis.

When my regular floss ran out my only other option was to pubic floss.

by patriots3093 March 26, 2009

floss

to show off, especially things of high value

once he got the new f50, he couldn't help but floss.

by stevo October 13, 2004

Florus Legit

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.

Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"

by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

Philly Floss

When a girl says she trims her bush, but when you go down south to eat pussy you get a pubic hair stuck in your tooth.

Yesterday Andy told me that he went down on the poon and came back up with a Philly Floss.

by h@yd3n February 21, 2009

dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

by Gma June 9, 2005