flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top

that thong is totally flossing the muffin

by toiletcake March 16, 2009

Ass Flossing

To floss your ass with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. When ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your ass crack with their hair. (Watching for razor blades and scrunches) Then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like hell screaming while flailing your arms.

Jenny was ready for doggy style but Billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an ass flosing. She was then backhanded and left on the floor.

by Chris Ball January 28, 2005

Flossin'

Think how you look in the mirror when you are flossing your teeth - you are trying to show your teeth as much as possible to get at the plaque. This is where this term is derived from. Originally "invented" in the New Orleans projects and popularized by the Cash Money Brothers, namely Juvenile. This term is applied as a way of showing off as you are doing something because you are smiling with a wide grin showing all your teeth, as if you were flossing your teeth. In context: Slim be flossin' as he roll through in his new Caddy.

Slim be flossin' as he roll through in his new Caddy.

by ExperiencedOne May 17, 2011

Flossing

A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction, as if holding on to the hips of a woman. Reference "Backpack Kid" in Katy Perry's 2017 SNL performance.

Flossing is so hard. I can't do it even half as fast as Backpack-Kid or Magdalena.

by PutYourNeckIntoIt June 12, 2017

flossopher

1) A person who flosses with exuberant diligence.

2) A person who philosophizes while flossing.

Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.

After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.

by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012

Flossing

A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction. Usually done by people that enjoy cock in their ass.

I was flossing for those gay men to show that I enjoy dick too.

by WalkingAbortion June 16, 2019

Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

by Feklahr August 25, 2010