Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.

Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.

by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016

Floridaing

To do Florida type things

Floridaing is great, I can’t wait to wrestle an alligator and eat publix fried chicken

by Ratatouille_1234567 December 3, 2022

Meta-flirting

Flirting with someone while explaining to them how you are making your moves, in a way that results in an self-ironic sense of humor and charm, and talks about the elephant in the room to avoid awkwardness.

Dude, Jim just told that girl how he was going to use his moves on her, he is totally meta-flirting.

by Haardfilur June 20, 2016

second-hand flirting

Using a friend (preferably the same gender) of someone you're interested in to get the information you want, i.e. sexual orientation, relationship status, social media.

I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?

Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.

by OmniMitch July 26, 2020

floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.

I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.

by the Votee June 2, 2005

FLOATING

The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.

Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!

by ALI-G RESPECT September 19, 2009

Flotting

The act of ejaculating into your hands and flicking it from the fingertips over someone.

Kate didn't usually partake in flotting, but as the spunk started to fly she found she was quite enjoying herself.

by Gruff100 September 6, 2014