flesh bagpipe

The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".

Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.

Mostly played by women and men in kilts.

Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."

Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."

by PoGo January 19, 2007

in the flesh

in person , in propria persona

They never expected to meet the governer right there in the flesh.

by Light Joker August 6, 2005

Flesh Hog

A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.

Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.

by Flesh-Hog-Owner May 20, 2014

fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

I used my fleshlight last night. It felt great.

by Bah August 11, 2004

flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'

-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!

by the_best_ever August 23, 2008

flesh belt

The fat roll hanging over a girl's low rider jeans, while wearing a belly shirt.

That girl has a gnarly flesh belt. She should be wearing sweat pants.

by Milpool July 24, 2007

Fleshcalibur

A legendary penis talked about in circles of females around the globe. It's attributes include a thickness that can not be broken, a gleam all it's own that can blind the most beautiful of women, and a length that surpasses a thousand sunsets.

"And from this stone, I pull my shiny Fleshcalibur, exposing to the world a heroic weapon for all generations to admire..."

by TheBlackFlyOnTheWall January 7, 2009