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feather the clutch

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.
After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.
by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009
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Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
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Featheries

A subgroup of science fiction and fantasy fans who focus on cartoon birds, anthropomorphic birds, or human-bird hybrids. Can have a sexual aspect.
Them: "I'm a furry. My fursona is a fox."
You: "Oh, I'm a feathery! My feathersona is an owl. We featheries are similar to furries."
by Little Lord WTF? December 24, 2010
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INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.
Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."
by MR WOLF September 17, 2007
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Feather up

The act of dressing up to receive attention. This is derived from the term Peacocking. This is when people dress up to recieve attention from possible mates, like how male peacocks display their feathers.

Possible feathers are bracelets, belts, hats, necklaces, and anything out of the ordinary.
Paul: Are we going out tonight?

Nick: Yeah man, feather up! We are going to that new bar on Thayer Street.
by NJumper May 4, 2010
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Feathercoin

Feathercoin is an Internet currency not controlled by any central bank or institution

Feathercoin bypasses the old banking system by using peer-to-peer technology. Payments are borderless and can be processed by anyone with affordable computer hardware using free software. This work is rewarded with new Feathercoins which are issued by the network.

Payments are fast, global, and secure with near zero payment fees. Therefore merchants do not have to pass on the cost of business to you the customer, meaning you are able to enjoy spending less on the things you love.
A couple walk into a bar, order a round of drinks and the guy reaches for his wallet to pay but discovers he has let at home, calmly his girlfriend grabs her phone and asks the bartender do you accept feathercoin, to which the bartender says of course we do, the girl pays for the drinks using the feathercoin app on her phone.
by Feathercoindude January 11, 2014
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