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retaliatory flatulence 

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

Duck flatulence 

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart
Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

chronic flatulence 

When someone farts all the time.
Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

egregious and stentarian flatulence 

When your farts are really loud and wet
that Taco Bell gave me a severe case of egregious and stentarian flatulence

Post-Orgasm Flatulence 

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”

sub-cranial-flatulence 

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.
"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "
sub-cranial-flatulence by Fish October 15, 2004