flat

No, or extremely flat, alm ost non existant boobs.

Dang those cheeleaders obviously completley flat lol

by bobie December 07, 2004

flat

A small apartment, usually owned and operated by a slum-lord.

Let's go back to my flat, and i'll take the skin boat to tuna town.

by Kyle February 12, 2003

Flats

Opposite to boobs.

Boris: Don't you think Sarah looks like a boy without padded bra?
Ronaldo: Yeah, but I would totally lick her flats if I could grab her ass while doing it.

by Surinamsman September 08, 2011

Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

by Jimmi September 09, 2003

Flat

Short for "Feel/felt like a twat".

Some Guy: Dude! Why didn't you ask her out?
Dude: I totally flatted.

by Adamsuperkewl November 01, 2010

flat

Earth

The earth is flat.

by flatearther123 April 12, 2019

Flat

Megumin

"Boy, that Megumin sure is flat. Her shirt has less bumps than Florida."

by dabdabdabdabdabdabdabdabdab December 22, 2019