flashbanged

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.

DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....

by atticus February 19, 2005

flashblonde

A flashback of a blonde moment you or someone else had.

Usually the person flashblonding is thinking about it and involuntarily smiling, which to everyone else is odd because it seems the person is smiling for no apparent reason.

Delia: During the Great Depression, there were many homos.
Sophie: Do you mean hobos?
D: Oh! HAHA, yeah!
...and hour later...
~Sophie is thinking back to this convo. and laughs randomly~
D: You're having a flashblonde, aren't you?
S: haha, yep, you caught me.

by kitimastr October 2, 2009

Flashbork

Recalling an event that makes you cringe/feel sick

I suddenly remembered dancing to Jai Ho the other night! It was a total flashbork!

by tempo77 February 23, 2011

flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Creamy flashbang

When ur about to nut in a girl then you pull your meat out jizz on her face and then slap both her ears

Ugh I hate Jimmy, last night while we were hooking up he gave me a creamy flashbang!

by Creamy Jimmy December 29, 2022

Flashbang

After a long session of flirting and playing around when "blue balling" occurs you proceed to walk into the bathrooom and release the massive load of backed up semen into some toilet paper. When the pain has been releived you now proceed to sprint full force back into the room performing a baseball slide into the bed launching the semen covered toilet paper into the whores face.

Tom: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Victor: Bro she blue balled the shit out of me.
Tom: Haha, did you do anything about it?
Victor: Yea bro I flashbanged the shit out of that whore and her slutty roomate.
Tom: Damn, I was wondering what that flash was next door.
Victor: Yea that bitch got it good, UAV ONLINE.

by 4-i Freedom April 8, 2008