piss flaps

A part of the female external genitalia, pussy lips

Lick your ma's piss flaps yuh cunt!!!

by RhiVanHaw August 19, 2009

pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

by mikef91 August 12, 2005

Cat Flaps

an affectionate name for a vagina

I licked her cat flaps all night

by R. cook November 10, 2004

faposaurus

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot

I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

piss flaps

the dangly flappy labia majora - the ones you need to pull apart to let the piss flow sweet

I tugged on me piss flaps and jetted out a stream of gold...

by M.Powers April 12, 2006

perogie flaps

a fat mans saggy breasts

that mans perogie flaps where flapping in the wind.

by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008

SCHNITZEL FLAPS

Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.

Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!

by de-spec October 12, 2010