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Flaming Idiot

A person so idiotic that when you see them, they appear to be consumed by the sheer amount of tangible stupidity flaring from them.
by AlexM8 May 29, 2011
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Flamingoing

Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.

Flamingoing can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:

For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flamingoed next.

To prevent from getting flamingoed, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.

Also known as Flocking.
The baseball team raised money by flamingoing the neighborhood.

"I would have gotten flamingoed, but I bought anti-flamingo insurance!"

"I got flamingoed!"
by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012
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Flamin Gallah

basically a stupid idiot. Made famous by Alf Stewart of Home and Away Fame.
Vinnie - Im soo cool, I'm Vinnie!

Alf Stewart - be quiet you flamin gallah!
by Muggaz June 15, 2009
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Flaming Giraffe

A sexual maneuver conducted by two men in which one stands with hands raised and receives fellatio from the other, who is bent at the hips with his arms wrapped around the standing man's waist. The homosexual nature of the act coupled with a profile view of the physical orientation of the men is therefore referred to as a/the "Flaming Giraffe."
I was watching porn last night and these two dudes pulled off a Flaming Giraffe!
by mrtibbz July 20, 2010
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flaming muppet

A person who has an inability to perform any task acceptably.
"Hand me that spanner over there...no the spanner not the sandwich, you flaming muppet!"
by Olly Poulter April 24, 2004
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Flaming Cheetto

The act of tearing out one's pubic hair and placing it on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder!
Today in amination class Brandon flaming cheettoed Neil and some black guy!
by BtyBran357 June 11, 2006
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Flaming Leopold

When a male makes the mistake of trying to masturbate with icy-hot and ends up on the floor screaming like a little bitch from the pain.
Brian: I just teabagged icy-hot.

Nate: Why?

Brian: When I heard what a flaming leopold was, I just had to give it a shot....Now call me an ambulance or get me some peanut-butter and a rotweiler.
by Yes, Its Brian January 29, 2010
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