Flamboozled

Someone who burns themselves due to being drunk

Michaela flamboozled her face with a cigarette last night

by MJDAKCS November 18, 2019

Flaggot

A faggoty color guard member

Jeez, what a flaggot

by PkTheArsonist July 6, 2021

Flamoigle

After stealing a gloiter from the other in a game of “Flamoigle the Gloiter (similar to Capture the Flag but with multiple flags (gloiters), it is flamoigled by placing it in a tire.

I stole the gloiter and now I must flamoigle it to complete the capture.

by KomoSEP July 21, 2023

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

Flaggot

Combination or flag and bigot. Racist who thinks a large flag flying from their truck makes us think they’re patriotic and not racist.

Did you see that parade of flaggots driving by? I guess it’s better than burning crosses

by Leatherponcho September 2, 2021

Louisiana Flameout

A Louisiana flameout is when a guy gets hammered drunk and then takes a large lady (at least 300 lbs) back to his hotel room. It’s important that said lady has been gorging herself on southern food smothered in ghost pepper hot sauce (at least a million scovilles) for a minimum of two days straight before the guy hooks up with her, (and that the guy doesn’t know she’s been binging on spicy Gumbo, fried oysters, Beignets and gator sausage). Back in the hotel room, in his inebriated state he wants to get a little freaky and tongue the big girl’s anus. As he lifts her ample legs over her head for better access to said orifice, the change in position results in a momentary relaxation of her sphincter muscles and a volcanic eruption of molten magma shit explodes in the guys face. Tell tale signs the following morning are third degree burns to the guys face and inside of the mouth. While it can happen in other parts of Louisiana, it happens in New Orleans on a nightly basis, normally after guys have got liquored up on Bourbon Street, hence referred to locally as the French Quarter Flameout.

You see Tim this morning? Judging by the state of his face, looks like he got himself a Louisiana Flameout last night.

by Shuksan Chan October 4, 2019

flamboyo cheese

Cum that has crusted underneath the foreskin of a penis.

Hey, would you like some flamboyo cheese on your taco?

by Darryl Viesta January 27, 2006