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flack

crap, or abuse; excess pressure on oneself; burdens or weight added by unecessary trials or psychological pressures
My teacher gave me flack for talking in class; Why can't you keep the flack light when I'm trying to study?
by William Highsmith March 14, 2003
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flaccidacious

beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.
this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness
by Mambo and Jessica December 10, 2006
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flacenis

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises
britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?
by chicarcas March 11, 2008
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flacucha

"que pasa pinche flacucha..."
by caidoz rellik 666 March 19, 2009
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flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.
Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"
by phillyyy March 6, 2011
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Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis
Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."
by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013
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flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.
Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night
by BigT56 December 29, 2013
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