New York firedragon

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and swiftly clasps hands over her nose and mouth, and then says something as "Hey, I have herpes..." Which will then most likely force it to come out of the small holes in her eyes.

"Dude... I gave my Girlfriend a New York firedragon last night."

"Did she dump you?"

"No... she's dead..."

by Xorphz April 17, 2009

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Rodeo Firedragon

A cross between rodeo sex and the alaskan firedragon putting your hand on the back of your partners head during a blowjob you wait until your about to bust then tell her something such as "your sister was better" if this worked she will jerk back then which you bust into your mouth, if done correctly cum should spew from her nose quickly after this push her head back and forth as many times as you can.

guy1: i did the rodeo firedragon last night
guy2: how was it
guy1: well i got her head down back and forth eight times before she bit me

by xynrai December 20, 2009

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alabama firedragon

A commonly mistaken title for an Alaskan firedragon. Referring to the sexual act of fillatio where upon male ejacuation a shocking comment is made on the males part, forcing the female to gag and likely have semen come out of her nose.

Dude I gave my ex an alabama firedragon.

You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?

...yeah :(

by Pilotguy822 August 6, 2008

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firedog

Circuit City's single brand approach for computer repair/setup/upgrades(on-line, in-home, and in-store), in-home entertainment setup, and car audio/video installation. The proper usage is always with a lowercase f except when used as the first word of a sentence. They are not nearly as well equipped as their main competition Geek Squad, however the company is pushing technicians to become Microsoft Certified in the XP and Vista operating sytems. No hardware certifications are planned (which they desperately need).

They will charge as much as people are willing to put up with, which is apparently a lot. Technicians that know their stuff are bullied into quitting or are flat out fired on bogus charges. This helps keep profits high because less knowledgeable technicians will push every service offered rather than a $30 quick fix.

I was ordered by my District firedog Manager to push in-home service on everything, even though 2 hours includes the trip and broken shit doesn't exactly fly.

Firedog doesn't have any respect for it's technicians, only profits.

Oh noes! Firedog eated my money and didn't fix shit!

by HellsCook May 18, 2008

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Fired

To be severed , let go from a company or employer.
(There is a difference between being fired which is being punished or repremanded most likely is thru fault of your own and being laid-off no fault of your own)

My boss fired me today because I was late to work for the 4th time.

Karen was fired for calling in sick too many times.

Ted was fired for stealing company property.

by glitterngld July 12, 2011

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