Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.

Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
Russia Putin Penis blowjob

by WillieTrill May 6, 2015

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.

Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...

by Myk29 November 24, 2009

Chone Figgins

The term used for a female with male parts. Her male parts are a Chone Figgins. (Ch-own)

Also a baseball player.

I thought my roommate was a girl until I noticed the bulge in her pants, then I realized she had a Chone Figgins.

by manbearpig098345 May 6, 2009

slam firing

when you hold down the trigger of a shotgun and pump it, the gun will fire as soon as the pump reaches the forward position. not recommended because it puts lots of stress on the gun.

A massive group of zombies was approaching, so I decided to start slam firing in order to take out more faster.

by ZTO September 26, 2006

figin

ALL OF IT....you know, all of it

EVERYTHING, you know everything

Kelly "wanna play a game"
Jacob "Figin"

by FIGINLORD June 3, 2007

Fargin

There's this guy who described the Jewish practice of Fargin (Which means "Taking joy in someone elses success" in yiddish) as "I don't care if someone else can do it better and faster. If you're a Jew, we buy from you"

Hym "The practice of Fargin is the reason meritocracy doesn't exist. And it doesn't just apply to 'Jews.' It could also be taken as 'One of us.' It's the elevation of 'One of US' above all others regardless of merit. Nepotism could be considered a form of Fargin. Fargin (in and of itself) could ALSO be considered a form of equity. It's essentially inter-group equity as opposed to the intra-group equity pushed by the modern left. Seems like something Jordan Peterson is perfectly fine with. Because it isn't the equity he has a problem with. It's who is elevated BY the equity he takes issue with because he is God unto Pharoah (He had to follow the rules and is now the creator of rules).

by Hym Iam April 22, 2023