Some hoe that thinks her 2,000 followers constitutes labeling herself as a public figure. This bitch takes 2 hours to post one photo about how you can use her promo code to get 15% off on Proactive MD, if you find yourself scrolling through a public figure 9 out of 10 times you’ll see a photo of this hoe posing next to a wall with angel wings.
“A company DM’d me about sponsoring their product”
“OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BECOME A PUBLIC FIGURE!!!”
“OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BECOME A PUBLIC FIGURE!!!”
by Levandrius August 16, 2019
“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
by psychopsychedelic August 04, 2019
The act of putting your foot into your asshole while simultaneously sucking your own cock, thus making a figure 8 with your body.
by jemalkins March 10, 2016
one who partakes in the sport of figure skating and is an extremely sexy performer when they take the ice. "if figure skating were easy, they'd call it hockey"
by sheils July 22, 2005
by funyun October 02, 2008
It's a quick trip to the ice house
A quick trip to the ice house X 3
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 7
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 3
And now tales of horror
Which father told me
They never scared me
A quick trip to the ice house X 3
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 7
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 3
And now tales of horror
Which father told me
They never scared me
But they're always in the blind
You cannot see
That figure behind you
Behind you x 2
You x 2
That figure kept on walking
Behind you
There's a man on my trail X 4
He's also behind you
Behind you X 4
That figure kept on walking X 4
Behind you X3
A figure walks 3
You cannot see
That figure behind you
Behind you x 2
You x 2
That figure kept on walking
Behind you
There's a man on my trail X 4
He's also behind you
Behind you X 4
That figure kept on walking X 4
Behind you X3
A figure walks 3
by Death Menace February 17, 2023