Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 16, 2019
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Sticky Fib

A lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.
Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?

Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.

Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
by McDoh! March 12, 2010
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Straight Fib

A phrase, which was introduced by the popular YouTuber Vlog Creations, which expresses the feeling that someone is fibbing. "Straight fib" is nerdy alternative to the modern phrase "straight cap."
by Wendell 6765103 February 21, 2022
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Fib

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Fib

U can tell she told a fib.
by Ikwhatmsaying May 17, 2018
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FIBS

Fuck I been Shot
ask,Ever heard of FIBS,then pull trigger.
by Arcsmith May 02, 2019
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FIB

I got way too drunk at the party last night and ended up hooking up with that FIB #regret
by bigwood710 May 15, 2022
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