dirty fidel

Variation of the "dirty sanchez;" immediately after fisting one's partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee's face, resulting in a thin shit-based beard that causes the the recipient's face to resemble that of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Note: More fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related "dirty sanchez;" it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable crap on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.

One time I gave this slut a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to Havana.

by senorguitarra September 5, 2008

Lauren Fidel

An awesome cute girl from Cardiff/ Encinitas Ca. Has a very unique style, some may even consider "indie" but she doesnt. Enjoys great happy indie bands such as Noah and the Whale and Jukebox the Ghost. She is very well liked by her friends and family. Also a great lover of dogs

Today I had lunch with Lauren Fidel, it was awesome!

by indiemusiclover12 October 20, 2010

The Fidel

When you stick a lit Cuban cigar in your girl’s asshole then commence to banging her pussy so hard from behind that her rectal contractions puff away at that fine Havana.

I did the Fidel with Rachel last night after snuggling in a box of Havanas from my recent cruise to Cuba. That tuck was a burning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Mfon Fidel

Loving and caring; mother like.

she's just mfon Fidel

by Piece of eights August 17, 2021

The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.

I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.

by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022

send a message to Fidel

A euphemism for defecate particularly popular in South Florida and other areas where there is a large population of refugees from the Fidel Castro regime.

¡'ño! Gotta send a message to Fidel, brb :-/

by leonAzul May 9, 2010

Dirty Fidel

The act of urinating in someone's face wash out of revenge.

Chris's girlfriend cheated on him so before he kicked her out he gave her a Dirty Fidel

by Crza24 May 22, 2009