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Dirty Fez

When You piss in a cup in a festival and throw it straight up in the air so it landS back on top of you
by Shush0611 April 22, 2020
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The Fez Zone

An extension of the friend zone. A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. Unlike the regular friend zone however, this state is for an individual that has no chance of ever leaving this metaphorical purgatory.
Person 1: Hey man have you been able to talk Emily into going on a date with you?
Person 2: Unfortunately no. When I asked her she said that she would never date me because I'm like a cross between her biological brother and her gay best friend

Person 1: Damn man thats tough. Sounds like you're in The Fez Zone.
by Ashen111 January 28, 2024
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fez

the coolest fish ever. usually the middle name is juice.jr. he’s red and has silver spots he’s sick asf
by fez August 8, 2020
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Fez

Don't never go and do it without your fez on.
by Mach32 January 18, 2025
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Fez

To fez something, or if something is fezzed, often in DIY, is to work with what you've got. To make something work out of often inadequate or non fit for purpose materials. It works, and can look right, but look closely and a perfectionist would have a heart attack.
I had to fez that shelf, I ran out of screws and it's balancing on a nail.

Is that cabinate level? Yeah, it's fezzed with some cardboard it it's level.
by odwaan December 27, 2021
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Prez fez

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.
He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Fanny Fez

A person who has their head up their fanny. Fanny Fez.
"Stop acting like a fanny fez, Ass hat"
by noothernameleft May 29, 2018
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