fentant

The state of commiseration for the misfortune of others without assuming blame (apologizing)

Meant to be a substitute for "I'm sorry" at the plights of others.

Person A: My father recently passed away.

Person B: I'm fentant.

by Nat Arnold January 22, 2004

fentard

Fentard - fat mental retard

You are a fentard

by Eat a duck March 23, 2016

Fentayoga

To be bend over by excessive use of Fentanyl. In some cases combination of crack and benzos. Therefore looking like doing a difficult yoga position.

Yo nigga, look at that geezer doin a fentayoga and shittin his pants.

by TheddyB October 31, 2023

fantafuckingtabulous

Adjective: to describe in a somewhat sarcastic manner an event/object/person that/who is supposed to be fantastic and fabulous but has failed to meet your expectations

Suzie: so, Carla, how was the show last night??
Carla: it was fantafuckingtabulous... the lead singer couldn't sing and the drummer wasn't even remotely attractive. i'm so disappointed..

by Lil Miss Katie June 9, 2008

Fantail Liberty

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

fantabulastigasmic

Fantabulastigasmic is a word that is a combination of the words Fantastic , Fabulous , ( Fantabulous ) and orgasmic . If something is fantabulastigasmic, it is overwhelmingly amazing or stupendous . It is hardly fathomable that there is a word more positive than fantabulastigasmic.

Billy: "Wow, John you look so good! I cant even think of a word to describe it"
John: "I believe the word you are thinking of is... FANTABULASTIGASMIC."
Billy: "Woah, you're right! Go John, strut your stuff and be as fantabulastigasmic as you can!

by workitGIRL August 22, 2011

Fanta-snatch

A woman and/or her vagina with hair like red Fanta softdrink. Same as firecrotch.

"Have you ever been to Ireland, dude? It's full of Fanta-snatch!"

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014