mark: dude, scott, please play yu-gi-oh cards with me!!! please!!!! there's this awesome new monster that-
scott: mark, go fetch.
scott: mark, go fetch.
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Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
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Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
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same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.
Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw
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VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.
EXAMPLES:
You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.
Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".
You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".
You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".
NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".
EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".
See also: Fetchtard
EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.
EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".
A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".
You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."
See also: "Fetching fetch"
VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.
EXAMPLES:
You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.
Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".
You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".
You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".
NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".
EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".
See also: Fetchtard
EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.
EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".
A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".
You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."
See also: "Fetching fetch"
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Get the Feethers mug.1. Buh'feecheez – Adj. Pronounced (Buh•Fee•Cheez) is a combination of 3, distinctively foul, pungently vile stenches in the universe.
The Buh'feecheez aroma is the result of or smells like a mixture containing:
Butt, Feet and the Cheesiest French Cheese known to man.
2. The scent of the funkiest Ass, Feet and Cheese, mixed together.
The Buh'feecheez aroma is the result of or smells like a mixture containing:
Butt, Feet and the Cheesiest French Cheese known to man.
2. The scent of the funkiest Ass, Feet and Cheese, mixed together.
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