Fecal Position

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.

Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.

by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010

fecies

A word created by someone who didn't bother to spell feces correctly.

Feces, not fecies.

by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

fecchi

Fecchi = Foxgirls + Ecchi. A subset of ecchi is dedicated to sexy foxgirls.

I am really into fecchi.

by I_dont_have_foxgirl_addiction March 17, 2022

fecal encephalopathy

1. The medical term for "shit head"

2. When one's head is so full of shit they become disoriented

"My patient has a serious case of fecal encephalopathy"

"I concur"

by Dr Urich May 17, 2012

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

fecalphiliac

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.

"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"

by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009

fecal tsunami

An explosive bowel movement which usually will turn the cornhole inside-out. Typically, lifting the feet from the floor plastering the inside of the bowl with feces.

I was good dahn Mexico until I drank that water. I was sitting on the pot with a fecal tsunami the rest of the day. Shit was flying everywhere.

by Mizzlebwey January 28, 2014