FBS

FBS or "Fuzzy Butt Syndrome" is a condition in which hair grows on the buttocks. The thickness of the hair can range from a light peach fuzz in mild cases, to full blown carpeting. (See HBS) This condition plagues millions across the world. There is no cure to FBS though there are treatments including shaving.

Person 1: "Hey your shag toilet seat is really comfortable!"
Person 2: "My toilet seat isn't shag, I bet your FBS is just acting up."
Person 1: "Oh noes!"

by Sasquatch Williams April 14, 2011

fbs

fat boy "someone" means that he's a fatty

look at fbs he can't stop eating those cakes

he loves pizza so much its on his face, dirty fbs

by christian williams December 9, 2007

fb

Fat Bastard, a person with more than acceptable body fat percentage. Usually synergistic with being a whiney git with personal hygine issues.

That fucking FB stole my Jaffa Cakes.

by Trev October 3, 2003

FBS

Feel Better Soon

Daisy : I’m sorry I can’t come, I’m a little hungover over.

Dora: Oh dear, FBS.

by StarhShyne May 29, 2022

fb

Firebush!!!!!!!!!!!!! Usually red heads have a fb.

Bridget has a fb.

by Bri January 17, 2004

FB

acronym used for finger bang when someone shoes their fingers into a girls pussy like a penis during sex.
Sometimes used over instant messaging sich as msn so you don't ahve to typ out both words.
eg: A: hey
B: hey y u l8?
A: at lunch?
B: ya where were u?
A: I was FB Jane
B: o
A: ya dat bitch was orgasiming for 10 min
B: lol u da man

"yo why u late man?"
" I fb amanda"
"damn homie u pimp"

by sexybitch March 6, 2005

fb

Fruit Bowl - Male bends over with pants down, in the mooning position, and thrusts his organ between his legs
so that views get the whole package resembling a fruit bowl.

Those girls look like they love cock! Lets "fb" them.

by Todd Maur October 27, 2001