Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.
Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.
by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010
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meat faucet

A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....

To be used when referencing oral stimulation.
Come... partake... drink from my meat faucet and quench your thirst.
by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008
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Faucet Jizz

This faucet jizz is so tasty!
by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012
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Sex Faucet

"Once you're on you're on, otherwise you're off."
My wife is such a sex faucet, I can't get her to leave me alone!
by GreGaGaGa April 02, 2010
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Leaky faucet

The act of carefully pissing into a woman's shithole, filling it up, then inserting a cork with a small hole, allowing it to drip for hours like a Leaky Faucet.
Man, you should have been there last night when I gave Cheryl a Leaky Faucet, she was dripping for hours.
by NoobPwner222 October 27, 2008
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faulty faucet

When a guy thinks that he is done peeing and puts his dick back in his underwear and a few more drops of pee come out, such as a faucet that when you turn off and drops still come out. This can be very uncomfortable for most guys because they have to continue their day feeling the pee on their skin.
John- "Damn it, my fucking faulty faucet is going to make me uncomfortable until lunch is over!"
by Swaggmaster6969 November 19, 2014
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running faucet

When the man cums in a woman, and pulls out as fast as possible, creating a vortex that resembles a running faucet.
After the great sex, He turned me into a running faucet.
by Glazed donutt November 11, 2017
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