fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.

Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.

by sponge tea December 16, 2019

Ski Fast, Eat Ass

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

by Buffpeen December 13, 2022

Fast Food Fart

When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.

Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.

by kelly girl January 27, 2009

fast food

1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.

2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.

3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.

Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!

Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.

Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!

by hungrychance14 January 5, 2011

hold fast

To bear down, grit it out, stay the course

Originally a nautical term probably borrowed from the Dutch "houd vast" (hold tight) referring to the importance of securely gripping a ship's rigging.

Times are tough right now but we got to hold fast and ride it out.

by yoopah10 June 19, 2013

Thanksgiving Fast

When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.

Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.

by GoldmanC November 28, 2010

think fast

way of saying: 'to aknowledge something coming at you, both literally and metaphorically, in a quick way because life is short and you gotta think fast!'

Marco: "Do you have a light?"
Polo: "Think fast!" (throwing the lighter at Marco)

by Leoxsdgwerf March 26, 2008