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Farticles

Dude your farts are so nasty i can tast your farticles. A.k.a shit particles
by Ace77 June 14, 2018
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farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.
Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.
by Bears take shits April 26, 2021
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Farticle

The composition of a fart include: nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen, mercaptans, AND FARTICLES.

Farticles rushed onto their undergarments as they busted ass.
by FromBeyond December 26, 2018
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Farticles

(Noun)
: The microscopic particles of fecal matter that waft through the air that are produced from a fart.
Though Jarrett was being polite when he got up and walked away to go fart in the corner, my pizza was not safe from the farticles that contaminated it.
by DjVinylScratch June 30, 2018
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farticle

A Facebook article that contains Markshit or other misleading information about the saftey of our Facebook data.
This report from Facebook is an intentional farticle.
by TIMzPoet November 2, 2018
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Farticle

An "article", usually online, that pretends to be informative but is full of hot air. They are often written by people who sound like they know what they are talking about, but are full of so much false information that they stink.
1) I read a gardening farticle claiming this native plant is invasive, so they clearly don't know the definition of an invasive species.
2) That "scientific" farticle referenced studies that actually had nothing to do with the topic.
by TwistedNoggin May 29, 2024
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farticle

Some Guy: Man that farticle stinks.
Some Other Guy: Bro for real.
by loggss February 6, 2022
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