Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.

1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!

by Kamakazai November 11, 2009

slam firing

when you hold down the trigger of a shotgun and pump it, the gun will fire as soon as the pump reaches the forward position. not recommended because it puts lots of stress on the gun.

A massive group of zombies was approaching, so I decided to start slam firing in order to take out more faster.

by ZTO September 26, 2006

Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

I'm firing my laser!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.

Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"

by The Vengeance and the Night September 15, 2015

quiet firing

An expression used as fight back on the term 'quiet quitting'.

Term for employers who don't evaluate fairly the employee's commitment and work, leaving them in the same position/salary for years without a clear path for career growth.

I've been with this company for 5 years and they have raised my duties many times, yet I'm still fighting for a raise in salary... - Maybe you should do one up to their 'quiet firing' and look for a new workplace, John.

by Luzian August 24, 2022

Favring

Not stopping when it would have been perfectly acceptable, even advisable to stop.

Guy #1: Whoa, I've had too much to drink. I think we should get outta here.

Guy #2: Nah I'm still awesome, let's do shots.

Guy #1: Dude, you're Favring. We should have left hours ago.

by memo629 September 13, 2009

Firing the Meme Beam

Firing the meme beam is when someone is polluting the internet with an unreasonable amount of memes.

Colby keeps going on the internet and firing the meme beam, I had to unfriend him on Facebook, I can't imagine what damage he has managed to do to reddit and 4chan.

I'm gonna get baked and then go online and practice firing the meme beam.

by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin February 2, 2015