Faggotry

1.) A term used to describe deviant (usually clandestine) sexual events between (some) clergymen amongst themselves, and at times with young boys; usually used in conjunction with elaborate cover-ups, scheming, outright denial, no shame, and the "Priestly Collar of Silence"

2.) See "Lavender Mafia"

1.) WOW! Kiddie-diddlers unite! That was a gallant display of faggotry by the bishop, on his OWN behalf by hiring that coke-whore for $800 a day for the last four months. Too bad the crumbling cathedral has had scaffolding and police tape around it since 1997. What an eyesore! At least he got to stroke his own ego with his wanton display of gayness.

2.) With much faggotry, Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard, munching away on a Clark bar.

by TheGrandInquisitor December 21, 2004

fagtory

Places where curious but virgin homosexuals go to experiement sucking dicks.

Egad, no way I am gonna buy some Bud Light at that fagtory! There are way too many homo cock suckers there trying to juggle others' balls!

by Fag Haters September 9, 2006

ambient faggotry

When a person, place or situation radiates homosexuality

Q: "I'm going to the paint store - what colors should I get?"

A: "Tell them you're looking for ambient faggotry throughout your house."

by Thoren_NA April 28, 2005

epic faggotry

Another word for the untamed denizens of wildly unmoderated websites like Topix.net (see African American section), 4chan.org, and half the blogs noone really give a shit about where people freely air their stupidities

Not temp b& AGAIN! Fuck this is the fourth time of epic faggotry I've dealt with those goddamn /b/tarded mods!

by Jack694 December 6, 2009

faggoty

Exactly the same as gay in all senses.

Who gave me this faggoty fake ticket?

by redboy August 16, 2006

faggorectumy

A recently new surgical procedure popularized by the spreading AIDS epidemic whereby the urethra is redirected into the anal canal while the opening in the head of the penis is surgically closed. This procedure allows the recipient to practice both hetero and homosexual safe sex without the burden of using a condom. All bodily functions of urination, defecation and ejaculation are passed through the anus with the added benefit of prelubrification of the anal cavity in preparation of anal sex. This prelubrification is accomplished by simple masturbation. Upon successful masturbation, the anal cavity is filled with a soothing seminal secretion which aids in easy penetration for the sexual partner or object. This procedure is covered by most health plans available in the greater San Francisco Bay Area and is encouraged by most city and county officials.

Even though Andrew is HIV positive, he can no longer spread the virus thanks to this new and wonderful faggorectumy procedure.

by snow pimp May 24, 2009

Faggotry force

The universal force of pure gayness exerted by faggots, it is gayness in its purest and most condensed from. It is very dangerous and is to be feared.

The Fagtron 3000 is powered by faggotry force.

Direct exposure to faggotry force can prove fatal, or can turn a normal person into a faggot.

by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006