national fall asleep on facetime day

national fall asleep on facetime day is may 14

get your crush to fall asleep on facetime with you.

hey let's fall asleep on facetime because its "national fall asleep on facetime day"

by dumbooo May 12, 2020

facetiometer

A device for measuring quantities of sarcasm in a piece of text.

H: I get the impression you're just being facetious.

M: Then you're facetiometer is broken because I'm dead serious.

by super_proper December 30, 2011

FaceTime Rule

A form of communication through which iPhones are connected by a stream of live video as a way to talk to someone while also being able to see them. When this form of communication is used between a male and female who are in an intimate relationship, the female is required to reveal her breasts during the course of the conversation at least once.

Hannah and I were using FaceTime last night and she totally followed the FaceTime Rule - her boobs looked perfect!

by Stump17 July 7, 2015

FaceTime hangover

When you pull a all nighter with someone on FaceTime

Me and garret had a FaceTime hangover last night

by FaZe_hillary November 24, 2016

Facetime and Clash

You Facetime someone well playing Clash royal

Jared: Hey Wanna Facetime and Clash
James: Sure

by 5starSkills May 4, 2017

FaceTime

A slang often used in Chicago or "ChiRaq" which means to get shot in the head multiple times. Gang members often put apple stickers on drum magazines, to symbolize "getting facetimed"

ChiRaq Nigga 1: On Foe Nem grave that nigga Tyrone wont stop talking shit!

Chiraq Nigga 2: Lets go facetime him!

by VB5700 March 24, 2018

facetime photographer

Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.

She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer

by A wild child October 24, 2019