faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut

Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.

by pandyrooney May 4, 2018

Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 25, 2003

faceplant

During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.

Bitch, if you don't get up on this ill faceplant your ass!

by Kevin F. January 25, 2005

face-paint

The sexual act of having your face coated in your lover's feces whether it be solid feces or not, thus producing several different terms:
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).

I'm going to this big facepainting party later, wanna come?

I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.

I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.

My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?

by Nimlins October 1, 2010

Scandinavian Faceplant

To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.

or

To go down on a chick from the netherlands.

Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!

by warrenmiller September 28, 2010

FaceBaiting

The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.

Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?

FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!

Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!

by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011

Faceplant

When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.

Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!

by Hoju ju December 16, 2010