Facemail

The message that comes in private message via Facebook.

She Facemailed me the directions to the party because she didn't want everyone to know where it was.

by Jenjosie October 15, 2011

Facemail

When you tag people you want to shame so they'll do something they should actually do.

I beat the hell out of my own car driving around the state, so I facemailed my boss into providing me with a company car.

by HigherthanaMile August 27, 2013

facemat

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

by doughbrough November 20, 2020

tehesian facemask

To place seran wrap over your partners face, then defecate on their face.

" I gave this girl a tehesian facemask last night, and OH MY GOD, she loved it."

by BatmanLifter February 2, 2017

About Facemask

The move you make when you are walking into a store or similar place, and you see someone walk out with their facemask on and you realize yours is still in the car, hence turning around to go get it.

John was about to enter Kroger when he realized he left his mask in the car and had to do an abrupt About Facemask to go get it.

by Fstop Rob August 12, 2020

Indian Facemask

when a girl gives someone a rimjob and the receiver has diarrhea that’s gets blown onto the girls face.

Bro it was so awkward, I gave her an Indian Facemask

by William MacMorrison April 7, 2021

texas facemask

When you shove your head up your partner's ass and vomit upon their prostate.

"I force-fed Elizabeth some Ipecac and convinced her to put on the ol' Texas Facemask!

by Dick Willey June 1, 2007