facadomy

(fasa-do-me) During intercourse, when the male purposefully attempts to penetrate the female anus without her knowing or consent. The result usually ends up with the female "directing" the male back to the female's vagina.

1 - When I had sex with Sara the other day I pulled a
facadomy and got slapped.

2 - Your life is a fake, ass-fucked, life or a facadomy.

by Norm U. T July 2, 2006

facedesk

A term invented and used by trolls, children and people who are mentally impaired to demonstrate their desperate need to tell others that facepalm is not strong enough to express their objection to a previous statement.

Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their head pressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.

Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.

Fair enough, I've got a fast Internet connection and I haven't even played online. I see Gran Turismo as a game to play alone to get the money and buy cars to do certain races, and tune the cars up. Racing with AI is fun, and racing against the clock is fun as hell as well!

All I do when I think of "online" in GT5 is...

FACEDESK

BECAUSE SOMETIMES, PALMS AREN'T ENOUGH

by FireDragon7 December 11, 2010

Facadebooking

The art of pretending to work hard while actually using facebook or other similar site, e.g. by browsing pictures very fast or by writing nonsense in the search field in a very loud way every once in a while.

Office-guy 1: Dude? What are you working with? You've been so active the last hour.

Office-guy 2: Haven't done anything actually, totally facadebooking!

by Vadelma April 14, 2011

Facadence

Fa-Ca-Dence (Noun) is a word used to describe something like a mask of Facadence it's a metaphor for a Facading yourself and such below this is an example of what it means

The baby in yellow used his mask of facadence to manipulate and gaslight his babysitters to make them believe he is a normal innocent baby.

by YLGABL January 18, 2024

Gabled Facades

Bare breasts that can be seen in certain quarters of the city of Amsterdam

I know where we can see some awesome gabled facades...

by MoTucker October 12, 2018

fagadea

A homosexual woman.

James: Yo I heard Jasmin was a fagadea.

Jeff: Hot, I love 3-ways with 2 women.

by No-homo69 March 18, 2011

Fracade

a superficial appearance or illusion of friendship for the purpose of gaining more friends on Facebook.

Our fracade does not serve a useful purpose any longer.

by ffrider August 14, 2012