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f.t.d.s.

Acronym - Fuck The Dumb Shit

Let's stop doing this the hard way.
Fisherman 1: They're just not bitin' today.
Fisherman 2: F.T.D.S., get the grenade.
by Shrubber September 8, 2008
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D.S.L.F

Discord Server Liberation Front.

r ̟̍͗̀̉͝g̵̺̈́͌u ̞͉́̊̚e̶̟͚̯̟͊r̵̭̎̔̉̍g̴̗͌͛͠i̵͔̤̗͉̦̰͗̈́̂̏͜͝͝h ̛͈͂͐͌̽̃͝ẹ̶͇̰̻̫͉̩̅͌͒̾̌͘a ̢̺̟̩̬͓́̄͂̒͑̿ͅr̵̛͔͓̞͕͂̆̾̒̌̎i̵͇͆̆͛̚͠b̴͙̪̊̔̀̏g̶̳̜͖̬͖͋͑̕͠e̶̞̭͕͎͒̀f̶̡̬͎̠̙̈͐̚s ̦͎͐͌́͋͂͘͝j ̧̮̹̦̣͖̮̈k ͇̭͔̞̲͂̃̉͑n ̪̯̽̋͆́̕̚͝v ͖͔͚̫͗́͆̔ͅe ̲͙͚̬͓̰͔̑͆̾j ͉̼̪̖͝k̶̳͒̾̇̕͜͝r ̛͉̲͇͚̦̥̩͑̈i̴̳̥̘͗͛͒n̴̰͇̱̈̂̓̓͝v̶̜̥̥͓̰͈̟̏́̓̅̊̍͘e ̹̀̃͊͂̌ṳ̴̺̣̽g̶̗̳̹̼̜͗͛̿̍̀i̶̡͔̮͇̭̩̓̅̐u ̧̙̟̱̙̐̉̈e̴̖̝̹̿͌̃͠͠r ͖̝̪̰̪̌̔̽̂́̉͠a ͔̗̂̄ǧ̵̯̳̯̐̅i ͍̃̄̈́͌̇́͝o ̝͖͍̼̃͋̃u ͕̩̏́̈̉̊a̴̼̥̺̺̜̺̝͒̇́͝͠e ͕̫̺̗̤̉̍̓̆͘͝r ͈̆̅̒͝b̶͚̥̽͌i̵̖̼̠̓̋͘ͅg ̮͚͆̔̀u̶̯̜̬̼̓̓͂̄̂́̕ạ̵̡̨̘̜̐̓͗̓͘ͅe ̙͕̗̖̼̣͔̀̎̓͒̕̚r ̹̪̮̟̪̗͖͒̈͘i̶̢̛̝̍͊̐g̵̼̭̰̈́̌͛ủ̴̼͆͋e ̪̀̆́̆̅i ̡̄r̴̪͚̜͆͛͐̓̑̈͘ṳ̶͎̀̊̈́͐̋͠b ̧͔̟̲͈̮̜͐͑̌ǵ̵̦̯̰̤̱͇̩̿͘͝e ̨͖̞̜͛ḭ̵̧͓͖͑̿g ̻͈͉̳̱͚͌̎r̶̨̢̦̮̗̠̒̌́̏̈́́̍w ̢̡̯̞̼̎̅͒e ̘̦̤̐͗g̶̱̈́̾̾͒̎̅͠i ̛̬͕̞̑̓a ̢̢͈̜̮͆̔̍̽̊̔b ̦̘̯͍́́͒͊̑̚ͅḟ̶̧̟̗̺͖̻͂̌̓̄͋ͅȋ̴̛̗̣̱̯̾̐͑̕͝a ̢̱̺͙̇͛͠f̵̡͎̱̅̀̈́͐̌b̶̹̹̦̪̻̟̝̃͐͘i ̘̹̆ù̵̦̥͇̺͔̳̪̆̎̾͘s̶̨̱̗̺͓̱̜͐̀ȅ̶̢̺̩̜̱͋̈́̓̅g̴̖̞͎̽̈́͗́̔͠ṉ̵̼̓̇̏̈̂w̴͈͆͂̇̀̊͘b̶̟̻̎̾̔͂̕͝į̴͇͇͇̘̪̠̆s ̮̫̐j ̡̢̛̮̮̳͎ğ̵̡͓̫̩̯̑̿̓͜͠i ̥̠̫̤͎͐̃̏̐͌́ṋ̴̢̢̦̦̬̓̓̒̽̐̌͘ͅs̴̪̏̊̓̃͑e ̣͚̦̼̇͂̔́͌i ̭̠̘͎̩̙͋̓̌̅̀͊̕ͅg̴̘̬͆u ̻̻̃̾̃͘s ̨̫̯͉͙̣̐͛͋̊̒͐ͅḩ̵͎̹̻̾̎́b ̢͚̝͕̟͖̼̽̔͐̏n ͉͕̞̗̤̱̉e̶͎̗̼̫̘̯͛͌͐̒̕g ̟̟̞̳̝͙̯̃̈́̃̽̊̓ȋ̶̢̥s ̘̠̲̪͚̿̃̇̈́͛̕͝u ̧̦͙͛͗͆g ̞̟̲̥̑̽ś̶͍̦̟̭̭̞í̴̡̥̲́͠e̵̯͇͉̮̽̈g̶̣̙̲̊͆s ̡̺̥̻̯̐̐̋͋e ̢̭̯̺̓̑

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by Its was a mistake to cum here January 19, 2021
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"
by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020
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s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne
John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!
by Khyo January 19, 2014
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D.A.F.S.

Day After Fucking Soreness.
Man I got a bad case of the D.A.F.S.

I was rode so hard last night, she gave me the Dafs.
by LucasBoss April 12, 2013
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s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d

bitch! “shut the fuck up and come suck this dick

-lemme c&m in yo mouth😈😈
by Yo mammy 😘 April 6, 2023
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y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s

You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop”
Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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