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The 3 F's

The 3 things a woman is looking for in "buddy"

1. Feed

2. Finance

3. Fuck
Girl 1: He take care of the 3 F's so it's all good

Girl 2: What's the 3 F's

Girl 1: Feed, finance, and fuck me
by MFT10 October 15, 2011
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big f's

Find them
French them
Feel them
Finger them
Fuck them
Forget them
Forever
I did the 7 big f's last night
by * * February 22, 2007
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J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022
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B.F.S.

Blue Face Syndrome:

noun:
The loss of control over technology in one's life characterized by a strong sense of reliance upon said technology by the person(s); The name refer's to the ambient light reflection on one's face when utilizing a phone/laptop/t.v./etc. in social scenario's (bar, movie, etc.).
All the people in this bar have B.F.S.! They need to stop living in the digital world and get down!
by acetek February 14, 2012
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Four f's

1.} French
2.) Feel
3.) Finger
4.) Fuck
Malcom: Dude! Me and Tracey got to the fourth f of the four f's last night!!

Liam: Dudee! You lucky son of a bitch!
by _Catheriinee May 1, 2009
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E.F.S.

Edited For Sarcasm:Used in internet forums, to convey an even harsher subtle form of sarcasm. Maybe directed at an individual or group when modifying a quote or story. Also acceptable, as an inside joke between users on the forum.
Example:
"ZOMG! The obligatory "OMG HALO" post! I'm so cooool anti-conformity FTW!!!"

When Edited for Sarcasm (E.F.S.)...

Result:
ZOMG! "OMG HALO" FTW!!!
by Ihatesoup May 27, 2007
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All the F’s

Friends fucking fast for free,
Frogs from Frank’s farmhouse fall four feet,
Friends from France fix fancy front facing fences,
Fred falling frantically far from faith’s face,
Far from Fiona’s funny farm,
Foxes flee forewords, flacidly fucking fish from franks fig forest,
Fried fish flip flop from fluffy flagmen,
Freaky fridays form feathery fairies from fellow fat feminists,
Families fly from Finland, falling flirtatiously flustered,
Fondling fourteen friends from flag filled freeways,
Franklin freshens fermented fruit from factories,
George: “do you ever feel like releasing all your anger into a poem?”
Kyler: “yeah, sometimes. Have you heard of all the f’s?”
George: “isn’t that like a theme song to ten things I hate about you?”
Kyler: “no, don’t be stupid. It’s a type of poem where you only use words starting with ‘f’. Not even the words ‘it’, ‘the’ or ‘and’”
George: “ohhhh, okay I’ll go do that”
Kyler: “yeah, put all that sad boi to good use”
by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019
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