ewok totem bukakke

A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.

"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"

by Skippy European November 28, 2003

Come-to-Ewok moment

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.

After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.

by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017

Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno

The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.

OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno

by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010

Lord ewok

Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.

Me:Ewok is coming!

Atomic: that gay ass is kill

Ewok kills him

Me: I love u no homo

Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone

Me: yes my king

by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020

ewokking

the act of tying up someone who is much taller or bigger than you

oh my god Richard's ewokking Tall Steven

by horkus December 12, 2017

ewok

ewok (noun) term of reference for non-coastal American with socially traditional beliefs

("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)

by Content-ment411 October 30, 2019

Ewoking

When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination you’ve been hiding.

My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.

by lanae242 November 11, 2021