ewok totem bukakke

A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.

"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"

by Skippy European November 28, 2003

Come-to-Ewok moment

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.

After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.

by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017

Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno

The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.

OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno

by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010

Sugary Ewok

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.

John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.

by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024

Ewok Moment

When an entity takes an action which is the harbinger of bad things to come.

Metallica used to be good, but the Black Album was an Ewok Moment.

by DaHolmes November 28, 2023

Ewok

Stands for easy women of Kailua.

“Damn grace is an Ewok”

by Micah Chong November 28, 2022

Ewok Moment

When an entity takes an action which is the harbinger of bad things to come.

Metallica used to be good, but the Black Album was an Ewok Moment.

by DaHolmes November 28, 2023