Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012

Everything's coming up waters

When everything's working out A-Okay!

"My new TV show is starting a new season, I have a party tonight, and my internet connection has been restored! Everything's coming up waters."

by Benedick Cumonmybaps February 3, 2013

everything'd

to excrete fluid out of every orifice in the human body simultaneously.

For Example, during the 1996 Boston Marathon, winner Uta Pippig everything'd herself.

I hear that during childbirth she everything'd herself.

by Mr. Lover Lover July 10, 2010

Everything I Say Is a Lie

Except that. And that.

Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.

by Confuciouss August 19, 2008

Everything in Transit

only the best album in the entire world. Written by the amazing Andrew McMahon. its beautiful music for everyone.

"Have you listened to Everything in Transit?"
"yeah man its amazing!"

by Mynameislove May 25, 2009

Everything's illegal in Massachusetts

it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.

Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.

by websterschick February 6, 2010

Everything but

Engaging in sexual experiences with another person and doing everything but penetration. Everything: making out, heavy petting, oral sex, etc.

Omg Sandra... me and Bobby did everything but last night. I told him that I'd go all the way next weekend.

by thesexdr208 June 13, 2012