escalump

a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.

I would have made the train if it wasn't for some escalump.

by Dwayne Keith Boyd June 29, 2008

eschay

Term refering to someone of low class with no job or social graces, who enjoys marajuana smoking.

1.Oh my god!.. Look at that Mullet.. What a ***ing eschay!!!!
2. Goddamn eschays stole my beer.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Escalator Express Lane

Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:

"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"

You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.

Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.

What!? Is she okay?

She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.

by jwat949 September 26, 2011

Escalator snowball

When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos

Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled

by Balls In Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013

Eshal Z

Eshal is a very smart and slightly short girl. She is very funny and gets work done everyday at school.

Eshal Z is one smart and nerdy girl.

by 102s.scooper February 24, 2017

Dundee Escalator

When roommates in a townhouse, one living upstairs, one living downstairs bag the same girl in the same night.

Dude, I banged that chick last night and she rolled out afterwards...

No she didn't man, she came downstairs and fucked me too...

Buttfuck, not only did we pull off a Dundee Escalator, but now we're Eskimo bothers!

by Heather Hils March 3, 2010

Cocaine Escalator

When you have a lot on lines of cocaine lined up, and your team acts as a snorting conveyor belt to knock them all down.

(Person 1) Man all those levels got me turnt.
(Person 2) yeah man, cocaine escalator fucks you up!

by Raver Buzz December 28, 2014