eighteen years old

The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.

Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!

by iTwilight April 12, 2009

element eighty

On the Periodic Table of Elements, the 80th element. Having so many # of protons, neutrons, etc.
Oh yeah. Also the only good Alternative Rock band in existence.
Based in Dallas, TX

Element Eighty gets me off

by larstait October 8, 2003

eight straight

An individual who spends eight semesters in a row at their undergraduate institution, esp. in reference to Simon's Rock College of Bard.

"I can't believe you are going eight straight, I would go crazy if I did that!"

by SurgeonUFO October 20, 2008

i have loved him since we were eighteen

louis tomlinson confessing his undying love for harry styles by changing the lyrics in 18 and turning his entire body to face his one true love

Louis: “i have loved him since we were eighteen,”

Harry: “sixteen,”

random fan: “what the FUCK.”

by HS Lover July 15, 2020

hung eighth grader

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer

A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

eighty-sixed

Traditionally, to be eighty-sixed was to be cut off from further booze service. This term comes all the way from the wild west (and not the 1980's as previously defined), where a bartender would only serve the 86 proof whiskey to customers already too drunk (86 proof was reserved for the ladies. The wild west was tough).
Today it means to be cut-off at the bar, kicked out of the bar, or to be cut-off or barred from something in general.

I went to the bar at happy hour and was eighty-sixed by the bartender by 9:00.

by OmaHawk January 29, 2007

tray eight

thirty eight caliber handgun strap

a tray eight slug to your cranium

by jetck1 October 14, 2005