eggnostic

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog

Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!

by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

eggnostic

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011

Satan's Egg Nog

Just another synonym for semen.

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."

by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006

egg nog sauna

A requested video from one of the camera men (Evan) that should be on the Unus Annus subreddit as the new pee sauna.

"Egg nog sauna" - Evan

by E yes no July 8, 2020

eggdog

An adorable dog that was groomed to be shaped like an egg, which sprouted a meme and being created by zamsire.

Person 1: Omg this dog is so cute! It looks like an egg!
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's an eggdog.

by Corgimations October 27, 2020

E-wood Egg Nog

Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

or

I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

by Tommy Texter December 17, 2008

eggnoited

A person who has a turned up nose or a smashed in face. The tip of the nose has to either be turned upward or the person's chin and eyes stick out further than the nose.

The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.

by The Cannadys July 28, 2007